Zachary O’Connell, Now Referring to Himself as Greenfelt, Discovered on Vulcan Attempting to Become the First Human to Achieve Kolinahr
Posted on Saturday February 11, 2023

VULCAN--After mysteriously disappearing in 2021, Zachary O'Connell has been found on Vulcan undergoing the Kolinahr ritual. Now calling himself "Greenfelt", the former businessman asked for privacy as he attempts to purge all remaining emotion to achieve pure and total logic.

Chas Hammer’s True Identity Revealed
Posted on Friday December 16, 2022

After an exhaustive analysis of Chas Hammer’s many writings, including his books, articles, and decades of simming & online role playing, we can definitively name his real life identity. More 300,000 documents were reviewed over a 12-year period in this deep & comprehensive study to conclusively put the mystery to rest.

Simming Prize Board of Trustees Agree to Charles Starr’s Takeover in $42 Trillion Deal
Posted on Sunday November 27, 2022

SILICON VALLEY--The Simming Prize Board of Trustees yesterday accepted Charles Starr's bid to buy the prize and go private, a deal that would give the simming world's richest person control over the community's oldest award.  The deal has polarized the simming community, despite no one caring one bit about the prize eleven months ago.

22nd Fleet Liquidated by Creditors
Posted on Sunday April 24, 2022

RISA--Intergalactic roleplaying conglomerate 22nd Fleet officially shuttered earlier this year as its last remaining assets were sold by creditors.  The company had been plagued by internal squabbles, poor customer reviews, and low cash flow since former CEO Zachary O'Connell abruptly resigned last year and pledged his loyalty to Bravo Fleet Chairman & Premier Telos Raymar. O'Connell has not been seen or heard from since.

Cooper Driver and Richard Quit RPG Recruitment After They Discover Its Secret Purpose Is to Convert Role Players to Simmingtology
Posted on Tuesday March 31, 2020

RPG RECRUITMENT CENTER--Agreeing with each other for the first time ever, rival role players Richard and Cooper Driver both quit RPG Recruitment yesterday after they discovered its actual mission is not to help them find new role play games, but to funnel members into the controversial Church of Simmingtology.